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Blowing the Fog Off of Mark Bittman’s “Why I’m Not a Vegan” →

Thank you to SuperVegan for calling BULLSHIT on Mark Bittman. This is why Mark Bittman is a poseur. Even though it’s always better whenever someone eats vegan, the only true reason for veganism is ethical, animal-rights/animal-equality based veganism (plus all the wonderful benefits of non-participation, like not contributing to the industry and the environmental destruction and the exploitation of animals and humans trapped in the industry).

Also, yesterday I went to my local vegan bakery and purchased an epic chocolate-creme whoopie pie. I decided not to get a milkshake and a grilled cheese with tomato, avocado, and bacon, but I could have if I wanted to. All of these things can be vegan and they are just as delicious as the non-vegan options! They are available death-free, but you can listen to darkwave while you enjoy them.


Janet Jackson - When I Think Of You.

This song is perfection. This video is some weird intense Jackson if ya nasty experience. Like, old people yelling at our bass and drum machines experience. OK so I am liveblogging this music video now:

1:29 - do you think that’s a Tiffany lamp? THEN THERE’S A WEIRD GUY IN THE MIRROR THAT SAYS “HEY JANET!”

1:48 - WATCH OUT FOR THE VW WESTFALIA DUDER.

1:53 - OK so is this like her version of “Beat It” or whatever?

2:06 - This dancing is smooth!

2:16 - Sorry Janet, a knife fight is cooler than a rumble with some whistlin’ sailors.

2:24 - You can tell they mixed the playback track in here. Kind of cool reverby effect.

2:38 - The breakdown begins.

2:44 - Dancin’ waiters!

2:53 - GREAT REPRESENTATIONAL SYNTH BAND

3:00 - GET IT, GRRL

3:26 - OK Sailors, we cool.

3:40 - This is just a giant movie set!

3:55 - Oh shit, the hydrant!

4:19 - This is bad. This is very bad.

4:24 - Well, that’s not what I expected. But I’m still uncomfortable!

4:28 - Wonderful nautical dancing. Great dress!

And then it ends with fire juggling.